Regular season: I’m not a fan of that player but I respect his skills and he seems like a decent human being.
Playoffs: DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE I’MA BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS IF YOU SCORE AGAIN
If game of thrones had spin offs they would be like:
Jason: The first time I worked with Dobby, I said, “Where’s Dobby gonna be? Where should I look?” They went, “Well, wherever you look, that’s where we’ll put him.” So we’re up on a little platform for me to walk down and I would swing my leg viciously and as I went down the steps, I went … with the cane like that.
So Chris goes, “Cut. Okay, great. You slip or something?” And I went, “No, no, no. No, I just kicked Dobby down the stairs.” And he went, “Really?” He said, “What was the thing with the cane?” I said, “When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.” He went, “Cool.”
When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.
i thought this was gonna be another description of how dan adlibbed that line in this scene. but this is so much better!!!
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation