nicevagina:

to do list:
go shopping
wash the dishes
vacuum the duck

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via hate)

ginnfergoodwin:

ezekielismycopilot:


George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

We’re not