todiewillbeaawfullybigadventure:

when will my reflection show who i am insdie

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(Source: bijection, via dutchster)

thatfunnyblog:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!

in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!

in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!

in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!

in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!

in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!

in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!

in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all

in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!

in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!

in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!

in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!

In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!

In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!

In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!

Me: Eh, it will work out.

drew-chadick:

daverdad:

how do radio stations even have enough christmas music to last until christmas without repeating every song like six hundred times

they dont

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?

Child: We'll wake up the books.

Parent: That's right.